boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
never look back… unless you’re looking at your ass in a mirror
Me looking swagless on this exercise mechanism
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
somebody give me a pep talk
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring